Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle and the unicycle fall over? Because they were both two-tired!
Why did I, Professor Punsley, become a chef? Because I was a saucy punster!
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough!
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-gi!
Pun 4 - The Punsley