Word Play 103: Professor Punsley's Pun-filled Frenzy

Professor Punsley's latest collection of puns for the win!

Puns 102: The Puns That Purred
Puns 104: The Puns That Purred Too
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow-astrophe!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

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