Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer's constant "egg-xpectations"
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl breath
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band
What do you call an alligator with a PhD? A doctor of course
Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish
Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired
What do you call a can opener that's an animal? A can-opener