The Punsley's Punderful Pits of Despair

A place where the punchlines are so bad, they're good.

Today's Featured Joke: The Punsley's Punderful Pits of Despair

Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!

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