Why did the chicken and the bicycle go to therapy?
Because the chicken was feeling a little "fowl"! (get it?)
What do you call a fake parrot? A fowl fake!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the baker say to the pizza? "Rising" to the occasion!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a little "glitch"!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
What did the astronaut say to the moon? "Good luck, we're all going to have a blast!"
Why did the bicycle go for a swim? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a bear with no eyes? A bearly good singer (he sings in the dark)!
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