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Bad Joke Index 4: The Pits of Despair

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Because it had fowl breath!

More Fowl Play

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Purr-cussionist Archives

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi!

More Fun-gi Times

Why did the cat go to the gym?

To get some paws-itive reinforcement!

Paws-itive Progress