Because you asked for it...
Here's 100% pure, unadulterated, groan-inducing Yo Mama humor for your viewing pleasure.
- Yo mama's so old, she remembers when a "webpage" was just what your grandma had in her living room.
- Yo mama so fat, she's got her own weather system.
- Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to feed her kids, but she's got a whole fridge full of kids.
- Yo mama so smart, she could give a PhD-level lecture on the art of doing absolutely nothing.
- Yo mama so strong, she could lift a whole car... but she doesn't need to, because she's got a garage full of cars.
- Yo mama so funny, she could make a career out of just standing in front of a wall.
And for the advanced students...
Here are some more challenging Yo Mama jokes for those who are feeling particularly brave.
- Yo mama's so old, she's got a Facebook account that's older than her.
- Yo mama so fat, she's got her own gravitational pull.
- Yo mama so poor, she's been using the same outfit for the past decade.
- Yo mama so smart, she could give a thesis on the art of doing absolutely nothing, and she'd get an honorary doctorate in it.
- Yo mama so strong, she could crush an entire city block with a single whisper.