Why did the chicken go to the doctor? A) Because it had an egg-cellent excuse?
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A) A moo-sic to my ears.
Why did the math book look so sad? A) Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a bear with no eyes, no legs, no ears, but it still has a great sense of smell? A) A bearly good sense of smell.
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