Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A grrr-reat dancer.
Why was the cheese unhappy? Because it was feeling a little blue.
Why did the muenster go to the party? Because it was a gouda time.
What did the feta say when it got lost? "I'm a little crumbled."
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
Why was the pizza in a bad mood? It was feeling crusty.
What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments? A egg-ecution.
Why did the tea bag go to the doctor? It was feeling a little steeped.
Why did the tea go to therapy? Because it was feeling brewed up.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It had a latte problems.
Why did the milk go to the party? Because it was a milk-ade.
Why did the egg go to therapy? Because it was cracking under the pressure.
What did the egg say when it got home? "Egg-cited to be back."
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
Why was the cake in a bad mood? It was feeling crumby.
What do you call a group of eggs playing instruments? A cracking band.
Why did the butter go to the party? Because it was a spreader.
Why did the dairy farmer go to the doctor? He was feeling udderly ill.
What did the cheese say to the butter? "You're always melting me."