Welcome, pun- enthusiasts! Round 1 is about to begin.
Here's a joke that's grape to get you started: Why did the a-peeling fruit go to the party? Because it was a berry good dancer!
chickens in the road, but that's just an egg-cellent excuse for not getting to the punchline! Here's another: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band, duh!
And don't beelieve me, but I've got one more pun for ya: Why did the bicycle fall over in the garden? Because it was two-tired!