Professor Punsley has been collecting and crafting the most side-splitting, tear-jerking, and groan-inducing puns for years. Here's a sampling:
"Fowl" play: Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!
"Bear-ly" awake: Why did the bear go to the party? Because it was a grrr-eat time!
Don't "egg-xpect" me to stop here, folks!
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