Animal Puns for Days

Here's the cat's pajamas

Why did the cat join a band? Because it was the purr-cussionist.

Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a grizzly cold.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Why do chicken and egg went to therapy? They were feeling a little cracked under the pressure.

Why do ducks and cats have so many problems? They're fowl-tempered.

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