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Why did the fish go to the party? Because he heard it was a REEL good time!

The Codfather

Why did the fisherman take his cod to the doctor? Because he was a Cod-actor!

Tilapia Tales Fishy Puns

Fin-tastic Puns

Why did the fish go to the party? Because he heard it was a REEL good time!

The Codfather

Why did the fisherman take his cod to the doctor? Because he was a Cod-actor!

Tilapia Tales

Why did the fish go to the gym? To get some Tilapia-toning!

Salmon Sardine-ly

Why did the salmon go to the party? Because he heard it was a Salmon-Sardine-ly good time!

The Fish Whisperer

Why did the fish go to the doctor? Because he was having a Fish-Whisperer!

Shrimp Happens

Why did the shrimp go to the gym? To get some Shrimp-Happens!

Tuna-mato

Why did the tuna go to the party? Because he heard it was a Tuna-mato!