Welcome to Pun-filled Professor Punsley's Pun-filled Pizzeria, where the pizza's so good, it's a 'grain of truth'! Our chef, Professor Punsley, has a 'gouda' time whipping up a pie that's 'feta' your taste buds!
Our menu's a 'sausage fest' of puns, with options like:
Don't be 'hamstrung' – order now and 'meat' your taste buds!