You've come to the Professor Punsley's Pun Factory, where the wordplay is as smooth as a well-oiled pun machine.
We've got puns for days, and we're not just 'dyeing' to share them with you!
Wordplay Wonders Pun-tastic Puns Puns for DaysWhy did the chicken and the mushroom go to the party? Because the chicken had a fungus about the mushroom!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!