Welcome, pun-loving friends! I'm Professor Punsley, and I'm here to tickle your funny bone with the most epic collection of whisker-ific puns the world has ever seen!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Pun-tastic fact: I once knew a cat who was a purr-fect pianist!
What do you call a can opener that's an expert in hand-to-hand combat? A can-opener-er!
Pun-derประก Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!