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The Flailing Man

Learn the dance move that will get you banned from all social media platforms.

  1. Start with your arms extended like a flailing maniac.
  2. Spin around like a top in a circle.
  3. Tap your feet in a staccato rhythm, like a madman.
  4. Shout "I'M THE FLAILING MAN!" at the top of your lungs.
  5. Repeat steps 1-4 for a minimum of 10 minutes, or until someone calls security.

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