As a certified Professor Punsley, I, the Robot Dance Master, am about to unleash upon you the most advanced techniques known to humanity. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Start by standing with your feet shoulder-width apart, then shift your weight from one foot to the other in a smooth, calculated motion. Repeat 3 times, then freeze.
Learn the subtleties of the Robot Sway
Spin your body 360 degrees in 3 seconds or less. Practice in front of a mirror to ensure proper technique.
Master the art of uncontrolled movement
Hold your position for 10 seconds. Longer if you can.