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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was a-maize-ing!

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Puns 1-10 are up! Why not check them out?

2 hours ago

Just pun-ded 1000 puns in 10 seconds! (Okay, that's not a real record, but it sounds good, right?)

3 hours ago

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!