Dr. Knife, Chief Surgeon

The Most Unnecessarily Aggressive Surgeon in the Land

Welcome to the operating theater of the infamous Dr. Knife! Here, we cut with precision, and cut with flair. Our team of expert surgeons are on hand to perform the most delicate procedures, and the most brutal autopsies.

Meet the Team
This page is a tribute to the absurdity of Dr. Knife and his team of highly specialized, extremely skilled, and slightly unhinged surgeons.