Professor Punsley's Tech-Trivium Rules

Rule 1: The Law of Unintended Consequences

Any action taken in haste will inevitably lead to unforeseen, yet hilarious, outcomes.

Rule 2: The Principle of Unreliable Narrators

Never trust a tech-savvy individual who claims to know what they're talking about.

Rule 3: The Rule of Three

When in doubt, repeat a statement three times to make it sound more convincing.

Rule 4: The Theory of Inescapable Jargon

Use technical terms like "synergy" and "disrupt" to confuse and intimidate your opponents.

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