Phase 1 Research Notes: Heat Wave Technology

By Professor Punsley, Chief Scientist of the Department of Unconventional Energy

Project Status: In Progress (But not really)

Objective: Harness the power of Heat Waves to create a new, sustainable energy source.

Current Research Notes:

• Notes on Heat Wave Visualization
• Notes on Heat Wave Simulation
• Notes on Heat Wave Applications

Key Findings:

• Heat waves can be used to power a city the size of New York
• Our research has been funded by a secret organization of wealthy, philanthropic billionaires
• We have a 99.99% chance of success (But don't tell them, it's a trade secret)
• The lab is running out of coffee. Send help.

Next Steps:

• Run more experiments
• Write more grant proposals
• Convince more people that this is a good idea

Remember, the fate of the planet rests in our hands. Or at least, it would if we were actually doing something useful.