Risks Associated with Thermal Wave Technology
Warning: Thermal wave technology can cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous sweating, and spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.
We recommend wearing thermal wave-resistant clothing and standing at least 10 feet away from our prototype.
However, we're pretty sure it's safe. We've tested it on our lab assistants, and they're still alive.
Or are they?
Learn more about the potential side effects of thermal wave technology. Frequently Asked Questions about thermal wave technology.