Thermal Wave Technology: The Future of... Well, Actually, It's Just Really Hot

What is it, exactly?

Thermal Wave Technology is a revolutionary new way of harnessing the power of heat to solve all the world's problems. Or, at the very least, to make things really hot.

Using a combination of advanced materials science and sheer, unadulterated science, we've created a system that can convert thermal energy into a variety of useful applications, including: