Tongue Twister Tournament Slang-Translation Guarantee

Welcome to the Tongue Twister Tournament Slang-Translation Guarantee, where we promise to translate your most obscure slang terms into something slightly less confusing. But not too much less confusing, we're not savants here.

Our Translation Guarantee: 100% Accurate, 50% Reliable, 10% Actually-Understanding-It-At-All

Submit your slang term below, and we'll do our best to come up with a definition that's only marginally better than just making it up.

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