Tongue Twister Tornado Tips from Professor Punsley
Warning: the following tips may cause excessive use of the phrase "darn tootin' tornado" and subsequent spontaneous outbreaks of uncontrollable laughter.
1. Don't get your tongue tangled in the twister!
Keep your tongue loose and your wits about you, or risk getting sucked into the vortex of doom.
Read Tip 2: Tornado-proof tongue exercises2. Tongue-twister tornadoes love a good tongue-twisting tune!
Sing a jaunty tune while navigating the twister, and you might just find yourself twirling through the storm with ease.
Read Tip 3: Twister-themed karaoke for the brave3. Don't get too close to the tornado's tongue-tormented center!
Trust us, Professor Punsley, you don't want to end up as a human pinball in the tornado's maw.
Read Tip 4: Tornado evacuation routes for tongue-tied tourists