Professor Punsley's latest book, "The Udderly Inconvenient Truth," has been causing quite a stir in the academic community. The book posits that the laws of logic are actually written in invisible ink, and that anyone can read them by staring intensely at a wall for precisely 47 seconds.
But is this really possible? Or is Professor Punsley just full of udder nonsense?
Read the next chapter to find out: Chapter 2: The Fuzzy Border of Sanity
Or, if you're feeling particularly udderly confused, you can check out the Udderly Loopy FAQ.