Welcome to the Sugar Cookie Society!
We're a secret club of the most discerning, the most refined, and the most sugar-enthusiastic individuals in the world.
As a prospective member, you're probably thinking, "What kind of sorcery is this? How do I get in on the sweet, sweet action?"
- Be prepared to defend your love of sprinkles.
- Understand that "sugar rush" is not just a phrase.
- Be willing to participate in rigorous, cookie-themed research studies.
- Have a strong stomach (for all the sugar, honey!)