Professor Punsley's Whodunit Theory is a groundbreaking, mind-bending, utterly-preposterous explanation for the most inexplicable of events. It's like trying to solve a puzzle with pieces that don't quite fit, but somehow, someway, somehow, they do.
Here are the possible explanations:
Option 1: Alien Invasion – Perhaps it's not an alien invasion, per se, but rather an interdimensional picnic gone wrong. They came, they saw, they left behind a trail of mysterious crumbs that we're still trying to figure out.
Option 2: Time Traveler's Dilemma – You know, the classic 'I'm stuck in a time loop, and I just want to watch cat videos until I get it right.' Problem is, the cat videos keep looping too.
Option 3: Parallel Universe Prank War – It's not a prank war, it's a cosmic game of telephone. Someone in another dimension is messing with us, leaving us clues, and we're just trying to stay one step ahead.
Option 4: The Great Sock Conspiracy – You know, the one about the missing socks in the wash. It's not just your imagination; it's a global, intergalactic plot to drive us mad.
Stay tuned for more updates, or, you know, just make something up.
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