Professor Punsley's Whodunit Theory: Possible Explanations

Professor Punsley's Whodunit Theory is a groundbreaking, mind-bending, utterly-preposterous explanation for the most inexplicable of events. It's like trying to solve a puzzle with pieces that don't quite fit, but somehow, someway, somehow, they do.

Here are the possible explanations:

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