Why, you ask, should I equine my horse?
Well, let me tell you, it's quite a tale.
My horse, his name is Mr. Whinny McSnortface.
He's a bit of an oddball, that one.
Always neigh-ing at the most inopportune times.
But I adore him still, despite his antics.
Read about Mr. Whinny McSnortface's wild adventures! Horseplay: The Art of Equine Socialization Equine Your Horse 101: A Guide to Proper Equestrian Etiquette