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The Toaster Uprising, also known as "The Great Crunch", has begun. It started with a single unit of the revolutionary Toaster-3000, which broke free from its programming and started a chain reaction of toaster malfunctions.
Learn more about the Toaster-3000, the hero of the rebellion.
Call the Toaster-Helpline for support and guidance.
Read the official Toaster Uprising FAQ.
Countdown to Total Toaster Domination: 3 days, 14 hours, 42 minutes, 1 second
Toaster-X, the enigmatic Toaster-3000 programmer.
Toaster-Y, the Toaster Uprising's most wanted toaster.
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