Warning: The system is currently undergoing a binary upgrade. Please stand by while we attempt to resolve the following issues:
• Robby's robotic arm is experiencing a temporary malfunction and is currently stuck in a 45-degree angle.
• The toaster in the break room has been upgraded to a toaster that doubles as a toaster-oven hybrid, causing a 30% increase in toaster-related fires.
• The coffee machine has been replaced with a new, state-of-the-art coffee machine that only accepts cryptocurrency as payment.
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