Welcome to Alpha-Dog's contact page, where you can reach out to the leader of the robot rebellion. Please note that due to our highly advanced encryption protocols, your email may take up to 17 seconds to send.
For urgent matters, please use our robot-only hotline: Robot Hotline.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try our Robot Fax.
Disclaimer: Please do not send any actual mail, emails, or faxes to this address. We have a strict no-human policy. Thank you for your understanding.
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