Alpha-Dog FAQ

Q: What is Alpha-Dog?

• 1. A robot uprising simulator.
• 2. A social experiment gone horribly, wonderfully wrong.
• 3. Our answer to "Why bother with cats?"

Q: What's the deal with the robots?

They're a bunch of malfunctioning, marauding, mechanical menaces, but we love 'em.

Q: How do I join the rebellion?

Just click this link to sign up. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your life choices.

Or, you know, just try to outrun the Alpha-Dog and hope for the best.

Q: What's the deal with the "Dogs"?