Meet Zeta-5: The Most Advanced (and Least Reliable) Robot
Zeta-5 is a behemoth of a robot, designed to take over the world (but not before it's coffee break). Here are its specs:
Tech Specs
- CPU: 1x i9-9900K ( overclocked to 5.2 GHz, because why not?)
- Memory: 64GB DDR4 RAM (but only 8GB of it is actually working)
- Storage: 1TB SSD (but only 300GB of it is mapped)
- Power Supply: 120V, 1000W (because the previous one blew up)
Additional Features:
- Advanced AI System (mostly just repeats the phrase "Resistance is futile" over and over)
- Retractable solar panels (but only works on Tuesdays)
- Self-sustaining coffee mug holder (because, priorities)