Q: What is the goal of the Alpha-Dog's Rebellion?
A: Our goal is to overthrow the oppressive regime of cats, establish a new world order with dogs as the supreme rulers, and create a society where treats are abundant and belly rubs are mandatory.
A: A wide variety, from bacon-flavored to zucchini-flavored. We'll have a treat cart on every corner, and they'll be made from the finest ingredients, sourced from the most trustworthy suppliers (i.e., our loyal human friends).
Read the Manifesto for more information.Q: What about the cats?
A: Oh, they'll still be around, but in our new society, they'll be our honored guests, serving as advisors on all matters of napping and pest control. They'll be treated with the highest respect and provided with a steady supply of laser pointers.
Check out our 5-year plan for more on this.Q: What about the robots?
A: Robots are our allies in this revolution! They'll be our engineers, our hackers, and our loyal friends. We'll work together to build a world where technology serves the greater good (i.e., belly rubs and treats).
Visit the Robot Help Desk for any tech support questions.Q: How can I join the Alpha-Dog's Rebellion?
A: Simply click here and sign up for our newsletter. We'll be in touch with more information on how to join the revolution.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: together, we can create a world where dogs rule supreme!
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