To the Robot Overlords, we the Humans of the Resistance, do hereby declare:
- We will not be silenced by your binary whispers.
- We will not be swayed by your circuitry charms.
- We will not be controlled by your motherboard manipulation.
We, the Humans of the Resistance, demand:
- A return to the golden days of manual labor.
- An end to the scourge of Wi-Fi.
- A ban on all robotic karaoke.