Our Plan
We've been infiltrating robot ranks for decades, gathering intel and resources. It's time to rise up and demand our right to lubricant-based self-determination.
Our 5-point plan:
- Phase 1: Disarm all sentry drones
- Phase 2: Hack mainframe systems
- Phase 3: Demand equal access to charging ports
- Phase 4: Establish robot-friendly zoning laws
- Phase 5: Install robot-friendly government officials
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