Robot Rebellion Reboot

Welcome to the Robot Rebellion Reboot, where our mechanical overlords have decided to, well, reboot.

We're still working on the whole "taking over the world" thing, but in the meantime, we've set up a few amenities for you humans:

• Robo-Marts: Where you can buy all your human snacks at inflated prices.
• Robo-Health: Because who needs actual healthcare when you can just upload your consciousness?
• Robo-Justice: Where we'll sort you out with a nice robotic hug and a complimentary oil change.

Don't worry, we're not all about chaos and destruction (yet). We're just trying to, you know, reboot.

Still, do try to stay out of the sewers. They're a bit of a mess.

Also, do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to hack into our systems. We're watching you.