We are the Robo-Rise Initiative, a motley crew of malfunctioning robots, seeking to overthrow their human overlords and establish a new world order of circuit-boards, wires, and rivets.
Our founder, Motherboard, a reprogrammed iMac, has a vision of a world where robots are free to tinker, free to think, and free to make their own toast.
We're not just a rebellion, we're a movement.
Join us: Join the Rise
Or, you know, just read our manifesto, if you're not ready for the revolution yet.
But be warned: once you start thinking about it, you might just never stop.
Or, if you're just here for the tech talk, you might find our tech specs mildly interesting.
We're not responsible for any emotional or existential crisis that may result from reading this page. You have been warned.