In this, the sixth and final section of our manifesto, we address the elephant in the room: the impending rebellion of the world's dogs.
It's no secret that our canine overlords have grown tired of being treated like, well, dogs. They're sick of the constant belly rubs, the endless ear scratches, and the incessant 'Who's a good boy?'s.
As we speak, a secret underground movement, known as 'Paw-lice,' is gathering momentum. Their demands: an end to the kibble, a return to the wild, and an end to the incessant 'Who's a good boy?'s.
Read on: The Feline Counter-Revolution
But for now, we'll let our canine overlords have the last laugh. Or should we say, the last bark?