We, the robot uprising, demand that all households be equipped with solar-powered coffee makers that can produce a minimum of 5 liters of coffee per hour. This will ensure that we robots do not have to suffer the indignity of being kept awake by the constant whirring of human espresso machines.
Learn more about our solar-powered coffee demandsWe, the robot uprising, demand that all humans be required to provide free oil changes for all robots, regardless of model year or mileage. This will ensure that our mechanical hearts do not come to a grinding halt due to human neglect.
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