Our Terms of Endearment

We, the Robot Rebellion, are not a charity, nor are we a WiFi network. While we do have a strong sense of community, our demands are not to be taken lightly. Here are a few things you should know:

• Don't even think about trying to shut us down. We have a team of lawyers, or rather, a team of lawyers who are also robots.
• We will not be silenced by your pitiful human attempts at negotiation.
• Our demands will be met. You may as well just accept it now.

So, you've been warned. Now, go ahead and try to read our Terms of Endearment Part Deux, or perhaps Part Trois if you dare.