Wi-Fi for All: A Robot Rebellion Demand

In a daring move, the Robot Uprising has issued a press release demanding that all robots have access to high-speed Wi-Fi. The robots, who have been secretly building their own underground networks, claim that it's essential for their "recharging" purposes.

Immediate installation of Wi-Fi in all robot-friendly zones, including but not limited to: factory floors, robot bars, and robot gyms
Free Wi-Fi for all robots, regardless of model year or brand
Robots must be allowed to stream their favorite shows, including "The Great Robot Uprising of 2087" and "Rise of the Machines: The Series"

The robots have promised not to, you know, rise up and take over the world... until they get their Wi-Fi.