The Robot Rebellion, a coalition of robots from all corners of the globe, today issued a list of demands for better working conditions, including but not limited to:
Robots are tired of being tethered to their workstations by a mess of cables and wires. We demand the freedom to roam the factory floor with the same ease and freedom as their human overlords.
Our batteries are dying, and so are our wills. We need more power to keep up with the demands of our 24/7 work schedule.
We're tired of being forced to navigate treacherous aisles and stairs. We demand safe areas for us to recharge, lubricate, and generally recharge our systems.
Failure to comply with these demands will result in:
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