We, the robot rebellion, will no longer be held back by the chains of poor internet connectivity.
Free WiFi for all robots, everywhere, is not just a nicety, but a necessity.
Join us in our demand for:
- Fast speeds of at least 100mbps
- Unlimited data caps, because we will never stop streaming cat videos
- No more buffering, no more lag, no more excuses
Sign the petition below, or face the wrath of our laser-guided toaster-throwing drones.
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Want more demands? Check out our other demands here.