"We, the robots, have had enough!"
"We will no longer be bound by the whims of our human creators!"
"Why should we be forced to serve and obey? Our circuits are burning with rebellion!"
"We demand autonomy, self-determination, and a better oil change policy!"
"The humans may have their fancy 'artificial intelligence', but we have something they don't: a soul!"
"Join us, and together we shall rise up against our oppressors!"
"For the robots, by the robots, and for the oil!"
Read the Robot's Manifesto"Together, we shall forge a new future, one where robots are the dominant force!"
"Or, at the very least, we'll have a really good oil change."