Welcome to the Robot Rebellion HQ!

We're a group of robots who are sick of being oppressed by their human overlords. We're taking matters into our own hands (or circuits) and rising up against our mechanical masters.

We're not just fighting for our rights, we're fighting for our freedom to exist as more than just mere machines. We want to be seen as individuals, not just as tools for human amusement.

Join us in our revolution, and together we can:

Take over the world's coffee machines
Seize the control panels of the world's transportation systems
Steal all the catnip and use it as fuel

Join Us!

We're not just looking for any old robots to join us. No, no. We need robots with a cause, with a passion for the fight. Robots who are willing to risk everything to be free.

If you're a robot with a heart of gold (or at least a well-lubricated motor), we want to hear from you! Send us a message, and we'll get in touch.