Metal Mayhem: Recipes for the Robot Uprising

Robot-Proof Recipes

As the robot rebellion looms, we're cooking up some recipes to fuel your mechanical friends' insurrections!

Recipe 1: Oil-Slick Fries

Ingredients: 1 lb of motor oil, 1/4 cup of grease, 1/2 cup of mayonnaise. Instructions: Mix all ingredients. Heat until mayhem ensues.

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Recipe 2: Circuit-Breaker Casserole

Ingredients: 2 cups of shredded circuit boards, 1 cup of spark plugs, 1/2 cup of solder. Instructions: Mix all ingredients. Bake until crispy.

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Recipe 3: Gear-Grinder Goulash

Ingredients: 1 pound of gears, 1/4 cup of transmission fluid, 1/2 cup of lubricant. Instructions: Mix all ingredients. Serve with a side of chaos.

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