Oil Slick Fries Recipe for the Robot Rebellion

Warning: Do not attempt this recipe without proper safety gear, or risk being replaced by a more efficient model.

Gather the following ingredients:

1 lb. of robot-grade potatoes
1/4 cup of oil (preferably extracted from the tears of a defeated robot)
1/4 cup of robot-grade seasoning
1 tsp. of robot-approved salt

Combine the ingredients in a large mixing bowl, then fry in a 1000°C oil bath until golden brown.

Serve in a robot-sized container, garnished with a side of existential dread.

Sub-recipes:

(Dipping Sauce of Despair) - A tangy condiment made from the despair of a thousand failed robot uprising.
(Robotic Ranch Dressing) - A creamy sauce that'll make you wonder if you're still human.